Cheesy And Funny Chat Up Lines

Never classy but always good for a laugh are cheesy chat-up lines. The best of the worst we've heard recently (maybe we're going to all the wrong places!) are:

  1. Take an ice cube, smash it on the bar and say "Now we've broken the ice, how about a chat."
  2. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
  3. "I'm sorry but I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
  4. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
  5. "I can't remember my phone number – can I have yours instead?"
  6. "Do your legs ache? They've been running through my mind all night"
  7. "Do you have a name or can I call you "mine"?
  8. If you're a guy going to a fancy dress party, wear a set of jump leads round your neck. When a girl asks you what they're for, say to her:- "I was hoping we could start something"
  9. Sorry, we give up. It was getting too painful...!!

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